Dirty Merv

Like a Dirty Sanchez but with Merv Hughes style proportions.

I tried giving her a Dirty Sanchez but followed through and ended up giving her a Dirty Merv!

by merv hughes September 13, 2011

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Dirty Quaker

The sexual act of using a quaker oats cereal bar as an anal plug.

Guy 1:
My wife surprised the hell out of me last night when she pulled the Dirty quaker out of her ass and set it on the night stand.

Guy 2:
Holy shit!

by H. Karl September 16, 2011

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The Dirty Laughlin

After very unsatisfying sex you proceed to eat a rack of ribs off of her back then fall asleep

Last night I gave Rylee The Dirty Laughlin. Best meal I’ve had in a while, she hasn’t called back yet

by HarryHoonz February 7, 2023

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dirty nutter

when a guy nuts in every woman's hole

look that guy is a dirty nutter

by alwaysrealfacts February 18, 2023

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Dirty Hammel

When you’re on the phone with a girl (or guy) and you get a semi-hard on, and then you put your semi into your own ass hole…and then realize being gay is okay

Hey baby…my ass is super relaxed and I’m a wee bit hard. I think I want to do a Dirty Hammel because pussy just doesn’t do it for me today.

by HouJack January 1, 2023

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