flat cookies

adj. meaning having none or little boobs/tits/honkers

Dammmmn, why do we have so many girls with flat cookies!?

by Mini Gu October 18, 2008

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crotch cookie

one who has a sweet tasting crotch, much like a cookie. the complete opposite of "anal speghetti."

While eating dinner Mandy* looks to Lanna* and says you are a crotch cookie. Lanna replys "Thats just fine. Your anal speghetti, my pussy is sweet; your ass is spicey."

*names have been changed.

by Alanna Perry February 10, 2009

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Related Words

cookiee • cookie • Cookies • cookie monster • cookie-cutter • Cookie dough • Cookies and cream • Cookiezi • Cookie Clicker • cookie jar

Smooshy Cookie

When a group of guys stand in a circle, ejaculate on a cookie and the guy who cums last has to eat the cookie that was ejaculated on.

we are going to make a smooshy cookie.

by Red Wench April 3, 2009

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Eatin' Cookies

a polite way to say Snortin Crack

"Yo i called your phone but you aint ansa"
"yea sorry yo i was eatin' cookies"

by SlamYourGramma June 9, 2009

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carnival cookie

When a clown defecates onto the chest of a 'victim'.

Yesterday at the county fair, i totally got a carnival cookie

by the wankstain February 5, 2010

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The Cookies

Something that is 'sweet', awesome, cool, etc.

Holy crap Steve, that video of you singing Party In The USA was The Cookies! I'm uploading it to YouTube right now!

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Dang, look at her fine ass. That chick is The Cookies.

by TaterBoi November 19, 2009

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