by Theoneuglynigga October 19, 2019
Get the Chrismug. He is a horizontal Cornelius, which is the man of mysterious. Smoking joints in the dark he got money on the side 10k on the line oh yea. 24 hours driving to the Steven, Bay Area hotels expensive. He don’t give a fuck his name is Chri Chri Chri. He got bars and titties scoop scoop scoop mothafucka you see me.
Grip on the Glock (Chri), control the block (Chri)
Flood the whole box (flood) with nothin' but rocks (flood)
Flood the whole box (flood) with nothin' but rocks (flood)
by Cela24 May 13, 2023
Get the Chrimug. by Boobychill February 5, 2024
Get the Chrismug. A cute, sweet, and smart boy who usually has history first period and is in the rotc program at school.
by Choochie Man November 23, 2020
Get the Chrismug. This is the man every woman desires inside and out. He possesses all of the amazing qualities we fantasize about when we envision the “Perfect Guy”. This well mannered gentleman has a loving selfless heart and treats everyone with respect. He has a soft spot for animals and would go to great lengths to save every last one of them if he could. If you have a sense of humor, there will never be a dull moment because his middle name is Sarcasm. He has the strength and courage of a Silverback Gorilla, and will protect what is his at all costs. This is the man that you want and need in your corner but hands off ladies, he is already spoken for😉
by Kalinetarget1976 March 22, 2023
Get the Chrismug. So I know a chris and he went up to my friend and said ‘well at least my mum isn’t dying if cancer’. he is such an asshole and has the smallest pp. not even gonna lie
by idiksnaysyifkfos July 10, 2020
Get the Chrismug. A big dick he can make you feel like your going to die every waking moment if you meet one that’s because he’s a spy for the devil cause how could somone with that name be normal if he was born on Christmas then you should run some say that Shane Dawson should do a documentary on them!
by True king February 16, 2019
Get the Chris Olsenmug.