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calling a wall

An expression used to describe when the person you're calling is not expected to pick up. Thus, one may as well be calling a wall. Sometimes, these people hold perfectly good conversations via text. Yet for others, it is as if you are texting a wall too.
1.

Iván: "I really wanna to know the details for Saturday already."

Bily: "Why don't you just call her, bro?"

Iván: "Nah, I'd be calling a wall."

2.

Bily: "I wanna get to know her better, but I never see her anymore."

Iván: "So just call her, homie."

Bily: "Nah, I've tried. She's a call wall. At this point she probably replaced the phone icon on her iPhone with Instagram."

3.

Bily: Yo call this homie Latrell. I wanna go to Shake Shack already - I'm hungry as fuck.

Iván: Son, that's a wall call. You might as well ask this traffic light when Latrell is coming."
by larfz March 25, 2013
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well put me in a dress and call me susie

timmy:I just got a gf
jimmy:well put me in a dress and call me susie
timmy:wtf
by raybeez February 10, 2022
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Guadalupe wake up call

When someone defacates on their sexual partner in a hotel room while they are asleep, usually passed out drunk. Then the person is awakened by housekeeping full of feces. This is also known as a Maryvale Mudslide, only a Maryvale mudslide isn't restricted to hotel rooms.
Last night I did something I'm not very proud of. I gave Nancy a Guadalupe wake up call and she's pretty shitty about it.
by Chinooks64 July 9, 2023
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STOOTY CALL

When an artist, DJ producer, Hype Man, or anyone in the industry calls a woman to the Recording studio just to have Sexual Relations .
JOSEPH” Only calls my phone when he wants a “STOOTY Call”.
by OYGFASE August 2, 2024
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O'Shea Jackson Senior Is Subterfuge Personified, So It Is Called "Jupiter Morningstar"
O'Shea Jackson Senior Is Subterfuge Personified, So It Is Called "Jupiter Morningstar"
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Called To Pee

You are the people who pee on jelly fish stings
Hey gary its time your Called To Pee
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