Pebis University a school for the brightest minds in the word... Just kidding it’s a school for the dumbest people imaginable. You got a 5 on your ACT or a 0.9 GPA perfect your eligible for a full ride scholarship! We also host some of the worst sports team in the country from football to tennis we got you covered only at Pebis University!
Oh so you got invited to Pebis University? Congratulations your stupid.
Mom Dad I got accepted to Pebis University! Oh son so it’s true you are a failure.
Mom Dad I got accepted to Pebis University! Oh son so it’s true you are a failure.
by FOLLOWEROFPEBIS October 11, 2020

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😱: The Sun’s move into your birth sign will encourage you to believe that amazing things are going to happen, and they are! If you think big and act big over the next few days then no ambition will be beyond you. The universe is on your side.
by InterpersonalCommunication February 18, 2025

'Some say that The Big Bang was an explosion so massive that it tore one of the largest holes throughout space: A universal core blackhole, (aka. The Great Attractor)-located. at the centre of the universe and which has a gravitational pull so strong that all the galaxies orbit it.'
by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 30, 2022

by ༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽ September 9, 2023

A place where all of your friends start getting engaged the winter of your junior year... ALL OF THEM
by itsnotjosh February 12, 2023

The worst place to be if your looking to get sleep or anything like that. All of the people there have bags under their eyes.
The students there are either rich republican snobs that pay full price, or the weirdest and yet coolest faculty kid you've ever met. If you are in 6th grade as of 2024-2025 DO NOT COME HERE. ALL OF THE 6TH GRADERS ARE INSANE. The people you encounter are going to be one of these: 1. nice but the most obnoxious person you've EVER met 2. Incredibly mean and literally all of the ists, and phobics. 3. Beatlemanic 4. smart and insane 5. ridiculous amounts of theater kid 6. video game and war obsessed: failing everything (note: these may occur together in different patterns or alone)
The students there are either rich republican snobs that pay full price, or the weirdest and yet coolest faculty kid you've ever met. If you are in 6th grade as of 2024-2025 DO NOT COME HERE. ALL OF THE 6TH GRADERS ARE INSANE. The people you encounter are going to be one of these: 1. nice but the most obnoxious person you've EVER met 2. Incredibly mean and literally all of the ists, and phobics. 3. Beatlemanic 4. smart and insane 5. ridiculous amounts of theater kid 6. video game and war obsessed: failing everything (note: these may occur together in different patterns or alone)
Billy bobby fornire: "I love 80s music, speak German, and I read Dostoevsky for fun."
King Robert the 3rd: "You must go to University of Chicago Labschool."
King Robert the 3rd: "You must go to University of Chicago Labschool."
by fornire March 8, 2025

<.6.7.6.>Nince, niNce, nincE<.6.7.6.>The universe grants permission to put yourself first this weekend for pepping whistles on bortherds-=>.6.76.
<.6.7.6.>Nince, niNce, nincE<.6.7.6.>The universe grants permission to put yourself first this weekend for pepping whistles on bortherds-=>.6.76.
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025
