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Florida State University

University located in Tallahassee, Florida, full of UF rejects that party like no other. They say pretty girls have no intelligence, so they all go to FSU. Everyone hates FSU except for the students and Halloween partygoers from other parts of the state. FSU students tout that they attend the premier school in the state, but nobody there will admit their SAT was under 1300. People go here not because they wanted to, but because it was the only place they could go. Home of the Seminole, its own STD and mascot.
Madi: So where do you go to school?
James: Oh I go to Florida State University. What about you?

Madi: I'm sorry for your loss! I'm doing pre-med at UF.

James: You're fat and ugly and you can fuck off bitch.
by shroncke November 13, 2022
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Naropa University

Hippie Buddhist college in Boulder, Colorado. Definitely used to be a cult. CU Boulder's younger, weirder, and worse-smelling cousin.
"Where do you go to school?"

"Naropa University."

"Dude! Naropa? I thought that place shut down in the 80s. Do they still have classroom orgies?"
by beautifulturtle July 9, 2023
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Father of Universe

A non-religious way of expressing "Mother of God". It is used to express something serious or to intensify the dramatics of something shocking, upsetting, etc.
Father of Universe! What the fuck did you just say to me?

Father of Universe, what happened to you?

Father of Universe, do not speak to me in that way!
by LingDanc803 September 16, 2023
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Atilim University

Atilim University (AU), It is an education center, with high quality standards. The university is located in Turkey’s capital city, Ankara. The main campus is based in Incek County, which is really high above sea level, thus the weather conditions are different compared to other universities in Ankara.

The main two problems the university have,

1- Parking problem is highly hazardous. It can cause high stress, pain and depression.
2- Preparatory Education Building and its teachers are really complexing.

So this university has its pros and cons:

Pros;

-Fancy education.
-Quality professors most of them seen overseas and very open-minded challenging quality teachers.
-The weather conditions make you feel like a superhero.
-Great tennis team
-Rich library
-Private School

Cons:
-Parking is a massive problem

-Aggressive education system, High grades are rare, and really hard to get. So if you have 2.5 GPA, damn bro great job.

-Vast majority is only going to university to hunt Atilim University’s lady students.

-Too fancy girls, unnecessarily confident guys are common.

However, the school highly recommended and good. Atilim is well known by its quality education. But students are never happy and problematic.
I graduated from Atilim University.
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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The universe

Something that sends cosmic guidance to white women in their 20’s
“So I was fucking my married boss and I wasn’t sure if they were going to break up, and then I was at the gym and I saw a shirt that said chill. So then I knew the universe told me to just keep fucking my boss”
by GXS June 24, 2020
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