A blowjob is worth the value of two handjobs. Frequently used in negotiations by cheap hookers. Not to be confused with the meaningful expression involving birds and bushes.
HOOKER: "Okay you got two blowjobs and half a handjob, that will be $4.50"
DUDE: "What? That's a bit steep, I thought you told me a handjob was only a dollar!"
HOOKER: "Its fair. A dick in the mouth is worth two in the hand"
DUDE: "What? That's a bit steep, I thought you told me a handjob was only a dollar!"
HOOKER: "Its fair. A dick in the mouth is worth two in the hand"
by fgsdfsq November 4, 2014
Get the A dick in the mouth is worth two in the handmug. by Shitbender December 4, 2013
Get the Not worth two squirts of yabbies pissmug. You coming to the party? There's going to be lots of trim.
Nah, gonna stay in and jerk off.
C'mon, dude, a dick in the bush is worth two in the hand.
Nah, gonna stay in and jerk off.
C'mon, dude, a dick in the bush is worth two in the hand.
by Shuaman December 13, 2016
Get the a dick in the bush is worth two in the handmug. Same meaning as "killing two birds with one stone" except this metaphor draws from the popular video game "Angry Birds."
by E.Sotes April 10, 2011
Get the Killing two pigs with one birdmug. Referring to the fact that when you're out drinking with your friends, it is twice as hilarious to see someone puke in their hands (preferrably so everyone can see) as it is when said person makes it out of sight to puke (like behind a bush).
That was embarrassing the way you puked in your hands at the bar last night, but you know what they say, a puke in the hand is worth two in the bush.
by SHQCKEY October 5, 2011
Get the A puke in the hand is worth two in the bushmug. When you get a blowjob from a Burger King employee in the bathroom while you and the partner are both wearing Burger King’s signature crowns. When ordering at the counter on any day from 5pm-closing, you can ask for two extra crowns with your meal and the employee is obligated to suck you off.
Customer: May I have a Whopper Jr. with Burger King’s Two Extra Crowns?
Employee: (sighs) Fine. This is the third time today!
Employee: (sighs) Fine. This is the third time today!
by LightlessLamp March 23, 2020
Get the Burger King’s Two Extra Crownsmug. Two angry camels in a tiny car references a sexual act so bizarre it cannot be found on sites such as urbandictionary.com
First made famous by youtuber RayWilliamJohnson.
First made famous by youtuber RayWilliamJohnson.
"Dude, is your new girlfriend freaky in bed?"
"Yo, last night she gave me a crazy two angry camels in a tiny car job."
"Yo, last night she gave me a crazy two angry camels in a tiny car job."
by Purplishisness January 26, 2010
Get the Two angry camels in a tiny carmug.