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I beat my kids

It's when a parent or guardian brings physical harm to their child, it could be out of anger, enjoyment, annoyance, etc.
Parent/Guardian: I don't like the way my kids look so i beat my kids. *shoots son in the arm* Ha ha take that brat.

Son: Ow, that hurt. Please stop beating me, i'm your kid.
by IBeatMyKids April 20, 2022
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beat the monkey to the road

To "beat the monkey to the road" is to anticipate an issue and take steps to mitigate it before it becomes a problem. Being proactive.
"Let's beat the monkey to the road and pick up the beer when we go for the crabs. We don't want to be stuck sitting in traffic!"
by kastagire July 28, 2021
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beat a frog day

i am going to participate in beat a frog day
by france hater May 4, 2022
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gonna beat my mea

Song for sponges that live in pineapples under the sea
SPONGE: GONNA BEAT MY MEAT DOO DOO DOO DOO
Other dude: WTF
by Bestboibuck May 3, 2021
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HooooBJGAN BEATING

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I INVENTED AND MADE hoooobJgan BEATING'S. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.
by LONNIE BJ October 12, 2020
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Beat

Something of low quality. Can also include getting skimped with a drug deal.
"You're car is beat. It's a piece of shit"

Sam: "you fucked Erica?"
John: "Dude she's beat."
Sam: "yeah she's been with every guy."

"My subs are shot. They barely bump anymore. They're beat."

"I got beat today by some drug dealer. Took my money and left."
by AyeNico July 15, 2013
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