3 guys skull fucking a barely legal freshly 18 little blonde boy, shooting ropes of semen in his eye balls, and then each one penetrating his rectum where they release their warm embrace, after which the blonde boy fucks each of them in the rectum and releases his warm embrace, then each of them poop and bounce that ass on his chest so that it splatters all while getting paid $192k
“Did you hear a drummer did that for money?”
“Yeah I heard they’re calling it Sam’s Theory”
“Is that the one where 3 guys skull fucking a barely legal freshly 18 little blonde boy, shooting ropes of semen in his eye balls, and then each one penetrating his rectum where they release their warm embrace, after which the blonde boy fucks each of them in the rectum and releases his warm embrace, then each of them poop and bounce that ass on his chest so that it splatters all while getting paid $192k??”
“Yeah dude I think that’s the one”
“Chills dude… Chills”
“Yeah I heard they’re calling it Sam’s Theory”
“Is that the one where 3 guys skull fucking a barely legal freshly 18 little blonde boy, shooting ropes of semen in his eye balls, and then each one penetrating his rectum where they release their warm embrace, after which the blonde boy fucks each of them in the rectum and releases his warm embrace, then each of them poop and bounce that ass on his chest so that it splatters all while getting paid $192k??”
“Yeah dude I think that’s the one”
“Chills dude… Chills”
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Bubbly, funny, and naturally easy to be around. Smart, intelligent, and genuinely brilliant—but never showy about it. He thinks for himself, not a follower, always the captain of his own thoughts. A good listener and a solid friend you can rely on. Rare in the best way. Overthinks sometimes, but that’s okay.
He handled the situation in a very Maria Sam way—calm, thoughtful, funny at the right moment, and completely his own person
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"All political compass charts on the internet are wrong and dumb."
An informal but succinct rule of thumb stating that political compass charts and political spectrums are fundamentally flawed, not useful and should be dismissed or read with healthy skepticism.
Even when driven by formalized questions, the familiar left/right and libertarian/authoritarian axes can’t escape the narrow worldview baked into their design. Complex political beliefs flattened into data points based on arbitrary questions and axes are still opinion packaged as empirical data — and that’s the best they get.
"All political compass charts on the internet are wrong and dumb."
An informal but succinct rule of thumb stating that political compass charts and political spectrums are fundamentally flawed, not useful and should be dismissed or read with healthy skepticism.
Even when driven by formalized questions, the familiar left/right and libertarian/authoritarian axes can’t escape the narrow worldview baked into their design. Complex political beliefs flattened into data points based on arbitrary questions and axes are still opinion packaged as empirical data — and that’s the best they get.
Sam's Law
“I stopped arguing once they pulled out a political compass chart. Sam’s Law applies.”
“When you see three different charts label the same thing as left, right, and authoritarian, remember Sam’s Law.”
“I stopped arguing once they pulled out a political compass chart. Sam’s Law applies.”
“When you see three different charts label the same thing as left, right, and authoritarian, remember Sam’s Law.”
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