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Runescape 

Probably the worst game going. This game has some of the worst graphics, music and geeks/nerds you will ever see. I have frequently played this game and it is just awful. Every town is filled with geeks with their mith armour and they slate you because you have bronze armour on. The game is so goddamn addictive though, even though their is no point. I have spent hours on this game out of boredom and achieved NOTHING. I have spent hours standing in a crowded area arguing with geeks who have some sort of degree in contradiction. Dont go near this game, you will get sucked in and if you are like me and too lazy to do quests then dont play this game. Geeks follow you if you are a low level and wont GTF no matter how many times you tell them.

And... and if you spend alot of time on this and you get alot of stuff (Like I once actually did even though I regret it major bad) then you will eventually get hacked. You will get hacked and lose everything. You will lose everything you had spent those long long looong hours on and walk around with a chicken in your inventory.

People who play this game get sucked into a runescape dream. You lay awake in night, thinking of how your going to go pking and make armour and sell it. It never happens. You get sucked into some screwed up American Runescapy dream. Then if you do achieve your dream you get hacked by some geek in his basement who hasn't taken a toilet in a week.

To conclude. This game is awful.
At one point in my life I was one of those "geeks in a basement who hadn't had a toilet in a week" and from my experience I wouldn't recommend it. It Sucks.

Runescape in a nutshell.

Walk around killing big pixely monsters talking to major nerds along the way.
Hey do you want to go pking

No im doing this quest and I have to kill the ice troll he's level 85

Woah thats major, im away to vally to get some mith armoud

What off the money I gave you

Yeah

Sweet

Random runescape "nerd who cant face the fact he's a nerd" - Your all total losers

STFU F*G

Random "nerd who cant face the fact he's a nerd"- I'll kill you
Runescape by DukeWellington March 29, 2009
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Rule 199 

Rule 199 cancle outs awkward turtle, anyone doing awkward turtle at that time has to be slapped round the face. UNLESS the awkward Turtle user applies Rule 10101
*Awkward Silence*
*Awkward Turtle*
"Rule 199!"
*Boom Slap*
Rule 199 by EvilDrPorkChop July 6, 2011

Rule 319 

Rule 319 states that:

a) everything and anything is bound to be connected or affected by the coronavirus in some way.

b) for every community of a specific topic/interest on the internet, there will eventually be discussions pertaining to the coronavirus.
Dude 1: Yo if you search literally anything and put "coronavirus" at the end, there's gonna be at least something related to it.
Dude 2: LOL holy shit ur right, I just searched pornhub and coronavirus and there's actually news about that
Dude 1: Rule 319 man

Three Second Rule

The amount of time allowed for spraying deodorant or cologne such as Axe or Tag (also called TSR for short). It's the responsibility of everyone around the potential offender to monitor his usage, as excess usage of body spray has been known to render potential hookups (and really anyone) unconscious. Any breaking of the three second rule is punishable by confiscation of the offender's aerosol can and/or death. This rule also applies to aerosol cans such as Febreez and Oust if these products are used in confined conditions.
-Bro 1 sprays Axe product until visibility is reduced to that of a monsoon-

Bro 2: Dude! Three second rule!

-Bro 2 seizes can from Bro 1 and inserts the still-spraying can into Bro 1's throat-
Three Second Rule by AdamOpp January 30, 2010

Universal Fat Guy Rule 

The well known rule that fat people may make fat jokes or comments at other fat people without offending them.

It is not required to say "Universal Fat Guy Rule" after a big guy makes a comment to another, nor is it to just say "UFGR".
Skinny Guy: Nice moobs, Joe!
Joe (Who's a hefty fellow) : *punch to the face*

Harold (Also a big guy): Nice moobs, Joe!
Joe: *starts to look offended, but remembers the Universal Fat Guy Rule* "Thanks!"

Hentai-pre-Rule 34 Theory 

"Hentai-pre-Rule 34 Theory" states that for every conceivable subject about which porn has inevitably been produced, hentai portraying such acts has existed prior to.
Dee: "I saw a video of a dude in a superman outfit literally raping a llama"

Dum: "Dude, there was hentai of that shit 16 years ago. Haven't you heard of 'Hentai-pre-Rule 34 Theory'?"

Runescape 

A retarded game, for those who have no ligfe and/or partners. it is a pointless waste of money, and has more patheticness that any other MMORPG you can find on the internet.
friend:runescape is the best!
me:Dude, you're gonna grow tired of it. just quit before you waste more money.
friend: no! i'm gonna play this for years! it isn't a waste of money!
me: yes, it is. stop playing it, please. it's all you want to do when you come to my house.
friend: no, it isn't! i watch TV too!


*3 months later*
me: isn't runescape a retarded waste of money?
friend: yea, you're right. it is.
Runescape by Manze August 30, 2005