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alpaca punch

When someone spits in the face of a person before punching them.
Bro, you should have seen the bar fight I just witnessed. He pulled the old alpaca punch and he hit the floor!
by Madew26 October 17, 2022
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country punch

The act of giving your sister/cousin a donkey punch.

A fruit punch flavored drink.
Man, Daryl really gave his sister, Miranda, a country punch. She has a concussion.

Tommy loves drinking Country Punch.
by TheScarab December 3, 2016
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Drunken Donkey Punch

While you are having sex with your significant other and your are not satisfied so you decide to punch her and knock her out so the vaginal muscles tighten.
“I’m bout to drunken donkey punch this lil hoe
by The king 35463$28 June 4, 2018
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Winooski Punch Bowl

When three or more men from winooski vermont ejaculate into a bowl regularly for a month, then they drink the infamous “winooski punch”
I’m so excited to try granny’s winooski punch bowl tonight
by Whatwhatwhat November 24, 2021
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Manitoba Punch

The Manitoba Punch is the friendly, northern cousin of the infamous Shocker. While the Shocker employs the index, middle finger and little finger, the Manitoba Punch uses just the thumb and little finger. The remaining three fingers are closed and apply a gentle “taint punch” to a willing participant.
Chris really surprised me on our trip to Phoenix when he gave me the ol’ Manitoba Punch!
by Sassy McButtercheese May 5, 2009
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Soft Punch

When a man attempts intercourse without a full erection. The term implies some level of frustration due to the desire for copulation, resulting in a somewhat aggressive, though ultimately unsuccessful, effort.
Paul hooked up with the hottest girl he ever met, but due to performance anxiety, could only manage a brief soft punch.
by Snail Cum February 29, 2024
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nut punch

When you have such amazing sex with a women but tells you she has HIV or some shit
Jim: dude I had a nut punch with Sarah last night.

Danny: aww that cunt, she nut punched me too
by (Sick handle) June 26, 2017
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