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As Any Fool Can See

Lately she's been picking fights, dropping hints and just last night
I caught a tear as she slipped off to sleep
She's not here but she's not gone
I guess she must be waiting on the kind of man I promised her I'd be
As any fool can see
She's gonna cross that line
She's got leaving on her mind
And it's too late but what keeps killing me
Is knowing I've been blind
As any fool can see

How long did I think she'd stand for me to be the kind of man
That came and went just as I dang well pleased
While she sits at home alone
with fears and feelings of her own
Lord knows goodbye would bring me to my knees
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 14, 2022
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Can I?

Used for asking only one thing.
Can I nut in that pussy?
Random guy approaches random girl

Guy: Can I?
Girl: *bends over*
by quadonkdonk August 31, 2021
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tennessee can slam

"Hi, my name is Charborg and I enjoy a good old Tennessee can slam with my bud Wobo."
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Can of Whoopass

The can of whoopass is a term meaning to unleash great pain unto a target, specifically someone you have feelings against.
It ain’t gravy
Or clams
It ain’t the salmon or the processed ham
You just opened up a great big can of whoopass
by Literally Just A Toaster September 2, 2019
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Can Pepinning

Make a joke that nobody gets except you and your close friend, then start laughing uncontrollably at how stupid or meaningless it sounds.
Hey, Olga! Are you can pepinning right now?

Let’s can pepin together.

Stay winning, stay can pepinning!
by Malurka February 25, 2024
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If you’re bored you can come to my room

Jimin’s way of asking for a juicy night with his boyfriend Jungkook.
Jimin: (gives Jungkook the “Jungkook-ssi~~~ I’m needyyy for the jungcock” look)

Jungkook: “We aren’t sharing a room, Jimin-ssi”

Jimin: “If you’re bored you can come to my room.”
by ausgotnojams August 14, 2018
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