Playing baseball with an ax and a grenade

A phrase used in reaponse to to someone else’s unnecessarily risky behavior.

Johnny: Did you hear that Bruce is going to be free climbing the Grand Canyon upside down and blindfolded, all the while having a rattlesnake coiled around his penis!?
Gregor: well, he sure is playing baseball with an ax and a grenade.

by The Earl of Sandwiches May 9, 2018

Play on the phone

Wen you call a random people number and do prank calls.

"Stop playin on the phone boy."

Don't play on the phone, they might have Caller ID.

by Godlike The Creator February 22, 2019

Play Pacman

Supermarket shopping in the current climate.

I'm off to Play Pacman. I need to get some toilet rolls.

by Steel de-Fence March 27, 2020

Playing Cards: Royal Flush

The gambler equinox weapon of Balanced Craftwars Overhaul. As I am typing this it is not currently released

I love the gambler class, Playing Cards: Royal Flush is so awesome.

by thatguywhoplaysrobloxandisadum June 14, 2023

Horse Play

The act of fucking or getting fucked with a horse dick either living or dying.

"Bro what happened to Mr.Hands?"
"He died to Horse Play, aw fuck, literally."

by McDickNass September 26, 2025

Men Who Play Flutes

Men who play flutes are ghey. Most of them like humongous dicks up their ass

See that LG over there. I bet he’s a part of Men Who Play Flutes

by DaBoiDatMadeDisDefiniton September 22, 2020

Lettuce Play

Lettuce Play, sometimes known as onioning, is the act of peeling back the layers of someone’s heading and slipping your cock between the skin and muscle.

Dude 1: “Me n my girlfriend are gonna try lettuce play tonight”
Dude 2: “Don’t man that’s so fucked up”

by Unwell July 6, 2021