fake friend

people who go to taco bell without you and post about it

hey! did u see their story? why wouldnt they invite us???
they are fake friends

by baldheadedboobielover March 13, 2020

gear friend

(noun)

not a real friend, this is a person who is not regularly invited to one’s house for jam sessions, nor is this a person who one talks to all day long on Facebook messenger. Jam sessions and messages are for real friends.

I see you like to keep your gear friends separate from your real friends.

by Neeneenah August 24, 2019

Friend Meme

Like an inside joke but only between best pals

Other person: so why are you guys laughing?
Friends: Don't worry about it, you're not a best pal and this is a friend meme, only best pals know friend memes

by SDinHD July 5, 2016

Fake Friend

A person who says they’re your friend, but doesn’t do the actual friend part.

Timmy is a fake friend. (He makes you feel like a sack of shit by not talking to you.)

by calebleo3 December 26, 2019

Best friends

When the maddest hoe’s combine their forces and create the strongest bond that no boomer could ever break

Teacher: “And what is your guys’s relationship?”
Crackhead 1: “we are best friends”
Crackhead 2: “heck yes”

by Sharkieeee January 28, 2020

Friend Zone

Its the place of all our fears, the fears of pain, rejection and humiliation. If you have been "friend zoned", multiple times it most likely means you are alone for life sorry my friend but you need to up your game. But if you are friend zoned don't feel bad this is not always the case you still have time to find the right one there are more fish in the sea...

BOBBY: Heyyyy girl so I was just wondering if we could go catch a movie on Friday?
Brooke: Sure man... dials other friends to see if they can come in the middle of conversation.
BOBBY : { Feels numb from all the smiling that he is giving Brooke}. {Feels dead inside} . {Brooke breaks a lotta hearts criiii}!

Bobby has been friend zoned poor Bobby we love you man

by That petty bitch November 2, 2018

Best friend

A best friend is someone you talk to all the time . Someone you wanna be around 24/7 . Someone you run to and give them a huge hug even tho you saw them yesterday or an hour ago. A best friend is someone you can deeply trust and rely on .a best friend is like no other friend you could never be tired of talking to them and a best friend is your favourite person in the world . Out of everyone your bestie is your fave person alive . A best friend is someone that you know that’s gonna be there for you at any time . Weather it’s 3 am or 10 pm they will be there for you at your happiest and lowest points they will be there to make you happy or happier .your best friend is basically your happiness . They can make you happy even when your really really sad . A true best friend is hard to come across but I’ve defo found mine . Keep your best friend close at all times never let them go . Cherish them and your memory’s with them x

That’s my best friend over there I hope I never lose her 😔

by M3gzx_77 August 5, 2019