Poop ninja

A two person game in which one person lies on their back with pants either off or around their ankles, shooting projectile turds from their anus at player two, whom of which has a sword in hand in the hopes of cutting the projectile turds out of the air a la fruit ninja.
Jim: Hey Sarah, want to play a rousing game of poop ninja?
Sarah: Sure Jim! Just give me 25 minutes to finish digesting my lunch.
by Tommy dugan June 14, 2023
mugGet the Poop ninjamug.

White ninja

A white ninja is a Caucasian or fair skinned person who is secretly in cahoots with darker skinned people. Usually to avoid harassment from police or mistreated/refused service predominately white in establishments.
When I went to buy my business space the realtor told me they had no vacant spaces, but I felt they were being dishonest. So I sent a white ninja to check for vacancy and they have a few spaces available for me now.
by Ashtre Surfa! March 4, 2023
mugGet the White ninjamug.

deamon ninja

a deamon ninja is someone who is a master of stealth and melee on halo, especilly with melee specified weapons such as the sword.
guy 1: dude that guy just raped us in team swords.
gut 2: yea he must be a deamon ninja.
by xjordanx November 30, 2007
mugGet the deamon ninjamug.

vowel ninjas

Term used for when you are having stomach pains or are on the verge of having chronic diarrhea.
by Ernie McFarles November 9, 2010
mugGet the vowel ninjasmug.

Ninja

person 1: have you heard about ninja?
person 2: yeah, heard he died from some dude who said ligma balls in his stream.
by rabloing July 7, 2019
mugGet the Ninjamug.

Ninja

The girls in this tribe will go all ninja on you in a heartbeat.
by superstealthkillergirl September 10, 2011
mugGet the Ninjamug.

ninja

The white-man's version of the N-word.
"My ninja!", "Ninja, what did you say?", "Calm down ninja!"
by manmadman July 12, 2020
mugGet the ninjamug.

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