ninja semen

Semen that sneaks into the wrong hole
He had some ninja semen
by Sigmadino68 May 9, 2024
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under ninja

Something that is not ass hard as it looks.
An action or job that once done the result looks like doing it was way harder that it actually was.
-''Last night was under ninja, thanks for the breakfast''

''-Paris Hilton is out of your reach
+No, dude, she's totally under ninja''

''-Dude, are you hard watching Up??
+no, it's just under ninja''

-''Yeah it was her first time but was pretty under ninja''
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ninja promotion

noun

When you're awarded a fancy new title and a fresh pile of responsibilities, but your paycheck doesn’t move an inch. Like a ninja, this promotion slips in silently, sounds impressive, might even look impactful—but remains completely undetectable in your bank account.

Origin:
Rumored to have started among government employees, where budget freezes were common but the need for “recognition” was high. Managers, unable to offer raises, began handing out sleek new titles like “Senior Specialist” or “Lead Coordinator” as stealthy morale boosters. The term “ninja promotion” was coined after someone joked that their new role was like a ninja—deadly serious, highly skilled, and totally invisible on payday.

Often includes:

A new title

More meetings

Higher expectations

No money

A LinkedIn update and a slice of cake
Coworker: “I thought you got promoted?”
You: “Yeah, it was a ninja promotion. Still broke, but at least it sounds cool.”
by CorporateNinja March 29, 2025
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Ninja Attack

1. when someone comes completely out of nowhere during a race or any other event.

2. fighting a single person or a group of people like ninja
"That guy was in last place for the race but he just Ninja Attacked us."
by y.cole June 15, 2012
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Ninja Like

The act of logging onto a social networking site and rapidly liking a status/post before immediately leaving the website.

Not to be confused with Ninja-like
"Dude, she's not online. She just ninja liked your status, that's all."
by Carnifeaux November 5, 2013
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Ninja Butler

When a basketball player gets band form wearing something for looking cool.
He was banned from wearing a headband cuz it was too Ninja Butler.
by Swqsqwdws September 27, 2020
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