willy ninja

A willy ninja is a colloquial term for a gay man. Referring to jousting using the pens.

Hi lads, that James is a proper willy ninja isn't he.

by Mr Bar Stard November 27, 2015

text ninja

n. name given to anyone who had the ability of texting long coherent messages on their phone without looking. this was usually done back when phones had button keyboards and where not touch screen.

Chelsea can hold a conversation with you and simultaneously text behind her back. The ultimate text ninja.

The art of the text ninja has disappeared over the years.

Becoming a text ninja requires patience and the memorization of the "qwerty" style keyboard.

by Sloth Slayer October 23, 2016

Ninja

No Income, No Job, no Assets. General abbreviation for a total looser in life.

Yo ! Do you know that guy who lives down the street with his parents? What a ninja...

by 573F May 15, 2018

ninja lining

When you manage to do a line of cocaine without anyone seeing you.

🙅🏻👃🏻 is the emoji used for ninja lining so no one knows what you're talking about (stealth just like a ninja)

Seal wanna go ninja lining tonight?

Or

Seal wanna 🙅🏻👃🏻 tonight?

by squidding July 24, 2016

Ballerina/Ninja

Someone that is always falling and is extremely clumsy

She did some Ballerina/Ninja stunt right there

by Kingdom's king November 26, 2018

Ninja

A chinese man who has a black ancestor

"get out of the road you fucking ninja"

by zach zenus anus September 27, 2018

Ninja

Comes from the term Silent But Deadly (SBD): 'A fart that is not heard, but smells so horrid that it could kill.'
As ninjas too are silent... but deadly.

'Wind down the windows, I think there's a ninja in the car'

by I'mOldGregg April 21, 2009