sperm ninja

When you a guy is about to cum and they pull out and shoot in the girls eyes

Jameson-Dude Jenny was giving me head last night I had perfect timing right in her eye Tim-we got a regular sperm ninja here

by THE T!M February 26, 2015

ninja uptuck

The act of pulling ones erected penis up behind their pants button in attempt to hide it.

My teacher gave me a raging hard on while talking to me so I had to do a ninja uptuck.

by BobDylansSkidMarks January 31, 2014

Fruit ninja

A gay Japanese man or women

Jimmy Chang is a fruit ninja

by Bigbrrrr September 4, 2021

ninja card

Being tested for HIV and coming back positive. "Drawing the ninja card."

nick: "Hey, SHELLEY, did you get those tests results back?"

SHELLEY: "Yeah... I drew the ninja card."

AZ: "All bets are off, you got the death sentence!"

nick: "Oh, I'm so sorry! Life gets more complicated now!"

by John Q. Public, Esq. September 25, 2009

Ninja

The name of a person who likes to suck fat dick. He thinks he's "the shit" but in reality he is a piece of shit, many people hate him no matter what he does.

Person 1: "Did you hear what GoldenNinja just said?"
Person 2: "Ew, yeah he is such a dumbass, he can go suck a fat one."

by YoshiKingYolo April 18, 2019

Gay Ninja Star

An inefficient sex position in which 5 people of the same sex attempt to grind their genitals together.

"Oh my god, I don't even know why Gay Ninja Star is a thing. It's just a mess of legs!"

by GayGreenGamer August 25, 2016

ninja

No one knows anything about ninjas, they are never found. Anyone who says they are a ninja is lying, no ninja admits to being a ninja.

Ninja.

by mynameisalreadybeingusedagian March 3, 2011