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ninja

The white-man's version of the N-word.
"My ninja!", "Ninja, what did you say?", "Calm down ninja!"
by manmadman July 12, 2020
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ninja-thirty

The time when you look at a clock and realize that a large portion of time disappeared. It is NEVER 'ninja o'clock', because by the time you've realized the time, it's at least a half-hour after you expected.
Friend 1: "Dude, what the hell happened to the day? I had that interview for that job."

Friend 2: "Ninja-thirty happened, son... remember that 'I'm only going to play a couple games' Madden marathon we just had?"
by Agent 14 December 16, 2009
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Ninja

A popular streamer that constantly wins games of fortnite. He gets paid to play video games for a living.
Ninja loves PUBG
by OriginalName123789 August 20, 2018
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Ninja

to ninja: to chop a person in the back of the neck while open and there is no truce in affect. Or possible if you want to just be an ass whole or they are being a bitch you can breack truce. it is not a ninja if you hit there shoulder, head or face. there is a code for what u can do or how you can ninja someome. If u r truced w/someone u have to tell them when someone is gonna ninja them. if you have a truce with someone that is about to get ninja-ed and the person that is gonna ninja them you have to stay out of it and not say anything. you are basically nuetral.

-basic ninja:chop to back of neck

-sledge ninja: put both hands together as if you were praying then NINJA!

-Scissor Ninja: Ninja someone on the both sides of someones neck at the same time with both of your hands.
jesse:Dude Carlos is fuckkin open, u should get him charles
charles:ok (ninja)
Hugo:damn carlos u got fuckkin ninjed ur lucky it wasn't a sledge or scissor
carlos:damn i must be a bitch and im irrational
by Milk-ninja May 28, 2009
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Ninja disgust

When someone, usually your parents, randomly springs a topic, usually sex related, onto you unsuspectingly. Much like a ninja attack its always a surprise and sometimes its deadly.
"Son...I found these condoms"
"Woh! Ninja Disgust...how about some warning next time"
by Mermaidmagic October 14, 2011
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ninja tickle

when things are going casually, and a friend surprise tickles you with the speed and agility of a ninja.
by ab09307 December 16, 2010
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Ninja Creami

When you say you can definitely pull out but you sneak the tip in when you climax.
Couldn’t help myself to a Ninja Creami now I’m paying child support
by Don Jr. March 16, 2025
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