"Retarded ugly narcissist!"

(used by greg in diary of a wimpy kid 3 when he had to use code words instead of curse words.)
Greg: RASPBERRY PLASTIC TICKLE BEAR!

random guy: ?

greg: damn,i forgot to switch..-_-
by smartguy2222222 December 30, 2010
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Bear Creek Middle School

A hell hole that is full of shitty teachers, shitty bathrooms, and shitty rules with uniforms and changes the rules for no reason, also has full sex, gang related stuff, and worse stuff of all, a waste of child hood
Steve: Hey I'm going to hell AKA Bear Creek Middle School
by KillioMadnessXX March 11, 2019
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(Care) Bear Naked

Naked except for Pink Care Bear leg warmers and pink high heeled pumps.
Did you see that smokin' hot model on Etsy? She was (Care) Bear Naked! I bet she's dyed her bush neon pink to match!
by Weirdorama December 16, 2009
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Panda Bear Madness Minute

When panda bears mysteriously appear on camera and dance frantically. Usually used as a last attempt for a crap show to get ratings. Made popular by the T.V. show South Park.
"Thankyou Token for that report, now its time for PANDA BEAR MADNESS MINUTE"

(pandas rush onto the set and dance frantically)
by Ramblaron August 21, 2006
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smokey the fuckin bear

A bear who will burn your ass so bad, you're gonna say "owe! some bear just burned my ass"

Example 1 -
Guy: wanna fuck?
Guy2: depends, are u smokey the fuckin bear?

Example 2-
"Only you can stop me, smokey the fuckin bear, from stopping you from starting me to stop you from starting my own forrest fires."

Example 3-
Guy1: Hi, i'm smokey the fuckin bear.
Homocapian Cross-dresser: You're also high as a duckling.
by smokey-the-fucking-bear (duhrrr) September 10, 2006
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DONT CARE, NOT A CARE BEAR

When you just don't give a fuck, say this immediately. SAY IT RIGHT NOW DUMBASS DONT CARE, NOT A CARE BEAR YES YES YES YES
Me - "Im gonna go suck some dick RIGHT NOW DONT CARE, NOT A CARE BEAR"
Other person - "What the fuck... is this kid gay or some shit?"
by notacarebear69 September 19, 2019
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Don't Fuck A Wounded Bear

Basically means to move on and move past problems one person may have with another.

Used by a character on the British television show Misfits.
... And so he hit you with a toaster and kidnapped you, but you know what they say? Don't fuck a wounded bear!
by Hello to those out there December 25, 2010
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