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Phone Call to Putin

Phone Call to Putin (Russian: звонок Путину) is a slang term used by some Russian police departments for torture method which consists of administering electric shocks to the person's earlobes. According to Amnesty International, torture with electric shocks is common in Russia.

source: youtube/torture cases,wikipedia
if you don't sign the confession maybe we need to be putting you through to a Phone Call to Putin my friend.
by SnowDen89 March 23, 2016
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Call of Duty

A game series that hasn’t gotten better in a long time. In fact, the series is getting worse over time. Vanguard’s my proof. Zombies is the only good, fun part of those games.
Person 1: Call of Duty is trash! The old games are the only good ones, with a few others.

Person 2: Call of Duty: Vanguard is an amazing game, what are you taking about?

Person 1: *Kicks Person 2 into the stratosphere*
by Cum-Chalice April 22, 2022
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Scotland Yard called…

Scotland Yard called, they want their best detective back” is another way of saying No shit, Sherlock.
Person 1: You’ve just thrown a piece of gum on the ground, that’s littering.
Person 2: Scotland Yard called… they want their best detective back.
by anonymous April 7, 2024
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Someone called Frederick

A guy that was born in 2003, a 19 year old male that decided to join the Urban Dictionary website in September 27th, 2020 just do a definition of what the word "pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis" meant by also adding useless information about it.
Then, in 2022, he decided to do a definition of "touching grass" by doing a "very funny" joke with it. He also literally forgot that he even made an account for this website.

He also has, in my opinion, WAY too many social medias.
Person 1: Do you remember when Someone called Frederick used to post original content?
Person 2: Nope.
Person 1: Yeah, me neither.
by Someone called Frederick January 6, 2022
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wonka-willy-tickle-somewhere-called-Jarkata

The act of wonking and willying, all with the actshun and fun of tickling a place known as Jarkarta.
See Jarkarta if you're unsure of what Jarkata is (it's a place)
Man, I just WISH I could wonka-willy-tickle-somewhere-called-Jarkata, a place somewhere on Earth!
-Fictional character named Bob
by insert pseudonym here 123 March 9, 2024
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call the plumber

When someone says "you better call the plumber"
They are saying you've got your head shoved so far up your arse that you'd need a plumber to get it out.
by Don't Follow the Light November 13, 2023
mugGet the call the plumbermug.

Call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse

A common Aussie slang term usually used when something exciting or unexpected happens.
"Man, call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse, that was unexpected."
by Flaming sausage August 13, 2021
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