David

A person who dies for any type of nyash. As long as it is nyash he is good.

David was daviding around the wellness event center.

by Phlow weezy December 3, 2022

david

nominated for broke boy brother of the year
text broke boy david to 911 to nominate him for 2079 best brother of the year

oh boy its broke boy david

by joyhyvck December 17, 2018

david goveia

he’s nice he’s hot he’s sweet and most importantly his anxiety will never be beat

hey did you see “david goveia” ? he looks so good today hahah

by defineyouknow October 18, 2019

David

The hottest man you'll ever have the pleasure of meeting. He fucks hard and fast and doesn't stop. Truly a ferocious beast in bed.

David touched me sensually while he was late for school

by notnotnotdavid March 23, 2023

David Ceja

David Ceja is that kid who thinks he is so good at soccer. And calls himself Messi even though he can't make a freeshot from 5 ft away. Also this kid is really stupid.

"Wow how did he miss that shot what a David Ceja,"said every good soccer player.

by Tur Stegen September 22, 2020

David

Dude istg I fucking hate anyone named David. They are dumb and ugly and dumb. They never have anything productive to commit to society. Usually waster of time to talk to. Avoid David’s at all costs, and Dave’s when possible.

Guy 1: “Dude look at that tard over there”
Guy 2: “DUDE DONT EVEN LOOK AT THAT MONGA HES A DAVID”

by Brother.Pudge2012 July 11, 2025

David Clark

Who is this David Clark guy? Is he a Jew? He liked one of my posts on Facebook. I didn’t even add anyone.

Do any of you UrbanDictionary Jews know him?

David Clark looks like a Jew?

by anonymous March 12, 2022