beat box

A personal computer, often many years old, whose sole function is watching porn.

Damn that thing's ancient, it still work?

It'll surf the web, that's all I need it for. It's my beat box.

by dashman23 March 15, 2024

beats the drums

An expression that shows one thinks something is good or bongoes. The thing that is bongoes performs the phrase. When used in the past tense, it can either be "beats the drums" or "beat the drums" interchangeably.

"That game last night was really good, it really beats the drums."

by Bongoeman February 26, 2025

Beat It

1. Michael Jackson's signature song, especially after Weird Al made a parody of it

2. A polite way of telling someone to fuck off

Person 1: Your shirt is fugly.

Person 2: Well, so is your personality. No wonder you're still single. Now beat it!

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 6, 2021

Creighton beats Marquette Day

Celebrated annually on January 20th

Creighton Beats Marquette Day fun fact: Anonymous eagle is the worst account on twitter

by RDJAYS February 20, 2022

Beat

(v) the act of being totally out of it, hungover, sleep-deprived, or anything of that matter.

Bill: Yo did you see that guy that just walked by us looking like shit
Joe: Yeah, man. He looked totally beat.

by Mumbles Gratzia September 5, 2013

Sprinkler beat

A beat that sounds like a sprinkler or a sprinkler system.

B-Rad- Hey yo, gimme that sprinkler beat, I'm always spittin fire, I wanna spit some water today.

by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021

sneak beat

When you beat your dick while there are people around

Darren sneak beat when sleeping next to bj

by The real almighty July 31, 2017