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Jake

Jake is a Chadly gentleman with a massive ding dong. Dude throws bars in English and is a god at biology. Plants are his specialty and women are his game. His dance moves are exactly 10,000 times better than the following mortal dancer.
Where is Jake.

In the bathroom unrolling his dingulus
by mypseydonymbirch October 20, 2021
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best Jake stan

Becca is the best Jake stan ever. No debate.
She’s also the number 1 simp for Jake
So stan Becca the best Jake stan and the number 1 jake simp
“Omg Becca is literally the best Jake stan ever.”

“Wow I love Jake stans, especially Becca.”
by Best jay stan April 19, 2022
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Jake

did everones mom and got very ads
"he jaked off"
by verycoolmegasusperson August 21, 2021
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Jake

A guy with a NOICE COK
OMG that’s Jake over there I heard he has a NOICE COK
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Jake Zyrus

A human female who lives on Cybertron that is former member of Autobots and later become Decepticon because of persuasion of Megatron to become tomboy. Transforming into male in harsh condition which happens in Thailand, Earth.

1. Transformers- Rise of LGBTQ PRO MAX 5G

2. Jake Zyrus is the well-known transformer in Earth.
1. Look that straight girl, become a Jake Zyrus variant in a year!.
by overproudbrownperson September 17, 2024
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Jake Marston

by Jdmaeston November 23, 2021
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jakes

As soon as we hopped on the eway, the jakes aint even wanna chase no more.
by liluncgettingtothefetti February 8, 2022
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