Table Potato

You have a raw potato on your desk, or your a couch potato but you like tables.

YOU TABLE POTATO!

by PloraeX June 20, 2023

Yashed Potato

Potato made of a person named 'Yash'

I ate yashed Potato

by MaybeDuck February 14, 2024

Clenched potato

A woman who won't give up the wookie hole. Like a baked potato cut down the middle and then squeezed back so you can't add the butter, sour cream, and accoutrements because it's closed for business.

That bitch was a regular clenched potato after watching the Bill Burr Netflix special.

by Peepingkat April 26, 2024

succ potato

This is a potato where a big black man will suck on a potato and then try to sell it to a group of sixth grade boys.

Damn, this black man needs to get his succ potato out of my face I’m only in fifth grade!

by Succpotatoconisuer November 26, 2021

blob potato

some one that is lazy fat and eats a lot of food they probably have no friends

bob spend all day in bed is is soo lazy and a blob potato

by billy bob apple June 16, 2022

Orange-potato

Wheb you feel sad and like you want to slap someone in the face... With a chair😀

When her ex is around Elena turns into an Orange-potato

by Zoe 101 September 24, 2018

potato cat

a very fat cat who is sweet and lovable. he is very cute and chunky.

My potato cat was sleeping in my lap.

by Raskalmutt August 6, 2022