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Post Malone'd

Post Malone'd (V): To consume a steady and increasing quantities of alcohol, weed and shrooms over the course of a 12-84 hour period .
Sorry I was late for work today, I got fucking Post Malone'd last night.
by WutangDad August 28, 2023
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Pikmin posting

A type of text spam that includes denying any conversation besides the topic you're interested in. I.e: pikmin.
I would like to talk to in the group chat, but even one keeps Pikmin posting!
by Lily~! September 14, 2023
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post relationship ick syndrome

that feeling when you get the ick from a past relationship or ex . even though you're not together you still feel a powerful ick that makes you question everything
"i'm getting major PRIS from that"

"Did u see her post? i got serious post relationship ick syndrome !!
by morrow070shakeshakeshake May 22, 2023
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slam post

When a person on Facebook steals a pic/caption from another web-site, then re-post it on there page, multiple times per day, from different pages.
An attempt for attention that only annoys.
I was looking on my FB home page, but it was so clogged up from a "slam post" that I logged out in disgust, post after post of stupid quips and pics, that have no meaning to anyone but those that post it, thinking it's relevant, but its NOT !
by FB Sucks May 12, 2014
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Post physique

Something gay dudes say while in an internet argument as a way to look at other dudes’ bodies.
Dude 1: I don’t think gyms are the most important part of life.
Dude 2: Oh yeah?? Then post physique.
Dude 1: Fine, here it is *pic*
Dude 2: Oh fuck yeah that’s hot
by Piewert June 5, 2024
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post modern hipster

A tobacco using, meat eating, fixed gear rider with tattoos who delivers food all over town and wears a hip pouch every day regardless of the occasion.
by Surlkone August 10, 2016
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Post Bitch Clarity

The process of attaining the wisdom after a bitch dumps you, so that you'll be careful the next time dealing with women as a whole.
Bro, his ex wife gave him so much post bitch clarity that he never married his whole life
by Player07 May 28, 2024
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