Straight Cat Piss

Expression/Insult of failing, being bad, or sucking

Wife,Husband, Tinder date, Ex Girlfriend, Bros...etc

Dude this food is terrible...”straight cat piss”

Dude this kid just killed me...he is “straight cat piss”

by KizzyKCarter December 23, 2020

Straight pop a duece

To take a dump under 2 seconds without being on a toilet.

I forgot to pack toilet paper so i had to straight pop a duece in the middle of my hiking trip.

by JakeBobBill March 14, 2011

Straight Cabbage

Another way of saying something is straight up garbage. Made popular from the show Southpark with an episode making fun of people from New Jersey and the way they speak.

Person 1. Yo did you see Joe do that weak ass burnout in his Civic?

Person 2. Yeah man, that shit was straight cabbage!

by CabbageMuncher December 11, 2020

straight phobic

being unfair towards a straight person simply for being straight

she was straight phobic for harrasing him for not being a lgbt member

by EQUALITY!! June 1, 2022

Straight

Deserving of Genuine happiness. The superior superior Supersayians.

"Straight people are so F*cking Elated."

-referring to people with Large penises and proportionate clitorises.

by Reuben Stamos November 1, 2019

straight turdin

Straight turdin; when one constantly is chilling or aka, "turdin." When straight turdin' with someone else over a prolonged time period, this is called double deuce'in.

"Hey what you up to?" "Just straight turdin in my room, probably about to double deuce with my boy in a bit." "word"

by Turdin'King February 19, 2014

Straight smash

Eating like there is no tomorrow

im bout to straight smash on some mcdonalds

by Sthomasbaby June 2, 2011