Michael

Seggsy ah man that lives in quandale dingle hole, he is a sussy baka that likes bakas up his hole
Damn Michael likes it in the hole, like hole in one
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Heather "damn dude that Michael is fucking huge, its going to fuck me up."
Amanda "nice"
Heather " I know right?"
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Michael

Michael is emotionally under developed. Most likely caused by his obsessive over bearing mother. Do not hope you are his girl as Michael will never commit to a relationship, he gets off on women in tears and loves to keep them hanging on a line for years, eventually sending them crazy. Michael thinks women are for sex and for his benefit only. When he is bored he will get he is mum & dad to break it off so he can move on to a new woman without a care in the world. If you find a Michael RUN..
Is that baby sucking mummies boob still, it's 40.
It's such a Michael.
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Smart, handsome and has an absolute demon dick
I was amazed by the wisdom of Michael last night but can’t walk this morning
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Annoying and won’t leave Maria alone
Michael won’t stop texting Maria
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A male who can't get no girls and likes to play as a keeper in school but sucks and invites girls to his party but gets blocked instantly because he is busted
We need to undeppress the depressed michael
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A “man” so ugly and unlikeable that even his own father would leave him for a bag of sand. Michael’s are most often homosexuals and like to drink their own Urin. If you see a Michael you better turn around and try to avoid him if that’s not possible try to scare him away with fire it’s a known fact that Michaels are afraid of fire and attractive women.
Look this guy has no dad he must be a Michael
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