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jake paul

JAKE PAUL, LOGAN PAUL, ANY OF THE PAULS..
by strangedolans July 26, 2018
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Wet Jake

When you lick your finger and then run it from genitals to asshole or from asshole to genitals while running between someone's legs.
If you keep that up I'm going to give you a wet Jake.
by Checkoff June 13, 2024
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Jake (person)

A male human being who existes in the galaxy of the Milky Way, and lives on earth

He is very much one of a kind, and has light brown hair and large eyeballs with decently long eyelashes, he has a very big bunda and for some reason can never grow facial hair, he eats lots of unhealthy foods like squashies, jelly beans and McDonald, however for some reason doesn’t gain weight. He is very strange and also funny he has a very random sense of humour and is very strange in social situations. He has an appalling taste in music. He doesn’t have a good memory, and doesn’t really remember to change his clothes. Jake’s sound posh when they swear. He always pronounces his ings because he is strange. He is normally fearless and will try anything evenif there is a high chance they will get hurt. Altogether Jake is always truthful even when he wouldn’t be he sometimes offends people. Jake acts humanish
Look at Jake (person) over there, isn’t he such a strange person
by Jakeus_Snakeus October 3, 2021
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jake paul

A BITCH WHO COPYS LOGAN PAUL AND SUCKS HIS DOGS DICK AND PAYS ERIKA AND ALL THE OTHER "MEMBERS" TO BE IN THE VIDEO SO HE CAN GET VEIWS
jake paul bitch being defined
jake: *chokes on his dogs dick*

Apollo:*bork*(aka HELP ME)
jake: BSKFABHRZVDFKS
Apollo:*bork*( aka What a BITCH)
by JAjake paul hater June 12, 2018
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Jake

"Damn he got a high score in asteroids"
"Must be a Jake"
by Asteroid god June 22, 2021
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Jake

Literally the bestest person ever. Everybody needs Jake in their lives, he’s seriously one of the sweetest people ever.
“I really wish I had a Jake in my life.”
by Slayslahslay July 14, 2022
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Jake

If you have the name Jake or no anyone called Jake they are more likely to be really angry so do not try and speak to him because you will most likely get told to kill yourself or get called a ugly slag
Jake
by Ndjsbssk August 19, 2021
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