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Jake

Jake is usually tall, skinny, and fast. He’s never a show-off and usually hangs with smaller groups. Also a great thrower and catcher.
by Ifweaupifw May 21, 2021
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Jake

The name of a badass handicapped marine who goes to space and becomes a tall strong blue alien. Then kicks the s*** out of a mining corporation.
Person1:did you hear what jake just did
Person2:no what

Person1:he beat a mining corporation

Person2: that’s really cool
by anonymous May 25, 2021
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Jake Paul

a retard who thinks he is the face of boxing which he is not he is a scum that has only won like 3 fights and he is calling out boxers who have way more wins than him. I hope Connor McGregor midget self whoops him. jake paul is not the king of boxing he is a white cunt who think he is the shit.
kid: Jake Paul is better than Muhammad Ali
me*takes out shotgun proceeding to shoot the kid several times* never ever say that again
kid:*in pool of blood*
by cuntdaddy123 May 25, 2021
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Jake

by milkyyyyyyy May 26, 2021
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Jake

Has a weird love for turtles and is generally shy, but a funny person.
Joe: That "Jake" kid is always real quiet
Mama: He's real nice when you get to know him
by RoombaMan1929 May 29, 2021
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phantom jake

Phantom jake is the owner of gonar's bank. He is the machine shaped like the head. He is trying to use the pillars. the water drops onto the saltpeter creating a strange idea.
Don't worry about phantom jake
by Exposed brain May 30, 2021
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Jake Hoisington

An absolute G.O.A.T
by anonymous May 31, 2021
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