facebook fake sexyness

someone who looks really hot on facebook profile picture, but in real life they are butt ugly.

Sam: How was your date
nevin: The girl was so ugly, but on facebook she was hot though.
Sam: She has Facebook fake sexyness for sure than.

by qweef shady June 29, 2011

Facebook Background Check

When you meet someone online, (tinder, plenty of fish, ok Cupid, etc.) and you want to make sure they're not a total psycho before you meet them. So you look them up on Facebook to see what they post, who they're friends with, what pictures you haven't seen, etc. Sometimes you are surprised by what you find...

I was kind of skeptical about Todd, so I ran a Facebook background check to see who he really is...

by adrianaway December 13, 2014

facebook friend jerry

the guy who wants a mug

Get a ____ mug for your Facebook friend Jerry.

by snowbloxian April 17, 2021

facebook window shoppers

People who join facebook sales groups and say they will buy items, so the seller holds on to the item for them, but the buyer never turns up.

facebook window shoppers - me plz
facebook window shoppers - can i have this
facebook window shoppers - will collect tomoz

by robbie141267 July 31, 2012

Facebook Day Dropper

Someone that constantly posts what day it is on Facebook. This is usually done in a tiresome or annoyed manner, & often related to the number of remaining days of the workweek.

Examples:
Jen: I hate Mondays! Friday can't get here soon enough!
John: Jen, you're a real Facebook day dropper.

Suzy: What??? It's only THURSDAY?? Dang.
John: Ugh, again! Stop being a fb day dropper.

Brian: Tuesday done. Three more days until freedom...
John: Yes we get it Brian, you're a real Facebook day dropper.

Mary: It's Wednesday? Hurry up Friday!
John: Shut it Mary! Don't be a Facebook day dropper!

by Johnny Drama Johnson October 27, 2011

two-facebook bitch

A person, generally female, who operates two or more facebook accounts in a futile attempt to conceal her multiple relationships.

Melissa has two Facebook accounts, she's a two faced two-facebook bitch.

by MKUltr4 October 7, 2017

Facebook Karen Logic

stupid logic just because google doesnt have it doesnt mean that it doesnt exist

Karen: HITLER MADE VIDEO GAMES!

any logical person: Facebook Karen logic much?

by Boba Fetts Child September 1, 2021