David hidalgo

Someone who will play your heart. Leave you for someone and cheat when you are sleeping. He’s usually pretty sweet and charming in flirting, but will do anything to trick you into thinking he’s loyal or tricking you that he’s single.

David Hidalgo: hey, Wanna date?
*ends up putting you though a roller coaster of emotions and then leaves you*

by NC910 October 19, 2019

David

The worst friend you could ever have. Flaky, and tends to ignore you. Only shows up when it’s in his interest. Is a complete fagel.

David is such a flaky fagel

by tralala07 January 10, 2022

David Beckhamandcheese

A funny name to represent a footballer that is a fatass or obsese as fuck.

Chris: What team do you play for?
John: LA Galaxy
Chris: How much you weight?
John:410 pounds
Chris: GAH DAHM!!! YOU FUCKIN DAVID BECKHAMANDCHEESE!!!

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 19, 2023

David Stinson

Looser kid that cries over food on the daily

Like david stinson aint pushing p, cus I took his food and he snitched

by DavidStinsonHater January 18, 2022

David

Hey David...

Hym "David... When I coach UFC fighters... THEY WIN... 100% OF THE TIME... I have a 100% victory track record... Andrew Tate shovel hook... Daniel Peña vs Michael Paige... Strickland vs Adesanya... Justin vs YOUR GUY... 100%... The Demi-God of victory... I am Hym..."

by Hym Iam December 24, 2023

David

He is very cool, cool, cool, cool, cool and all he is, is a very cool person. that is all he is.

David is a very cool person the coolest you'll meet

by wehatethe99babayfnnnnatesucks October 16, 2019

david eagle

Afraid people won’t respect his property and claims he’s “tired” of bashes.

“I’m just not in the mood for it” -david eagle

by Poop suck March 23, 2022