Crack Wank

Similar to a tit wank but instead the ass cheeks are used, with no petentration involved. Penis is vertical between the crack.

I did all the housework today just so my girlfriend would crack wank me

by Everydayimcrackwanking-shuffle May 24, 2011

Crack Spazz

When a crackhead from the streets of Detroit begins to peak on his solid powder and demand money from you in order to stay on his crack mongering mission.

Damn that crack spazz wouldn't leave me alone for over an hour until I gave gave him a dollar to continue his crack mission.

by King Smidi July 6, 2017

cucumber crack

the act of grabbing someone's buttcheeks then opening them to reveal their butthole then hold the lower back and force it to split with the open buttcheeks which looks like splitting the bottom of a cucumber

dude i did the cucumber crack to my girlfriend

AYO?!

by IHJISHGJRGHFRHVCNSH February 28, 2024

crack

Indian English slang for someone who's totally crazy, mental or eccentric.

Probably a shortened version of "crackpot".

Don't talk to him, he's crack.

by shree711 September 9, 2020

Crack Fiend

A person who is deemed to be crazy or insane by other people

Lee James is a crack fiend

Look at that crack fiend run in circles. What a fookin idiot

by Grommit mug May 31, 2021

Crack the pepper

When you’re riding a motorcycle and a twist the throttle to dump a blast a fuel to make a BRAP BRAP. Another way to say let’s ride.

Hey you want to crack the pepper tonight?

by RDawg505 September 19, 2022

figal crack

A really skinny girl with one leg shorter than the other. They are very weird and eat almost nothing that's meat. They have no booty nor do they have tits.

You're a figal crack.
Wow! She's a figal crack.

by Uzumes_720 December 1, 2015