blow and go

When a woman you met on the internet finally has about 30 minutes of time when her roommates are gone and has been promising to get you off, but she does not have time for sex.

"Hey, my stupid roommate is gone for a little bit. You up for a blow and go?"

by SuperLuminalOne January 24, 2024

blowing wet leaves

The act of performing fellatio on a flaccid penis; seemingly as futile as using a leaf blower on wet leaves.

The hooker was blowing wet leaves for 30 minutes and her john still couldn't get a hard-on.

by Bloody Plow October 19, 2017

blow me bozo

Getting head from a Transgender Clown.

Blow me Bozo. Must I say more.

by DrFuck February 10, 2024

Shepherds blow

the act of blowing ones nose directly into their hand.

I saw my uber driver do a shepherds blow and wipe his hand on the passenger seat. So gross.

by girl-grizzly May 23, 2018

Holy Blow 69000

When a male gets his penis stuck inside of a vacuum cleaner with gum stuck to the inside, giving pleasure to the victim.

“Yo man, I just got Holy Blow 69000 from Grandma’s Vacuum!”
“Todd’s cleaner gave me Holy Blow”

by w2step71 February 7, 2022

Blow Wetter

A rechargeable dildo that looks like a handheld hair care appliance.

Oh kids! That’s just my blow dryer, put that back. Later that day…. “OMG Allison can you believe my kids found my dildo. I told them it was a blow wetter.”

by the creeper May 14, 2025

Peanut Butter Blow Job

A peanut butter blow job is a blow job where your penis sticks to the roof of her mouth like a bite from a thick peanut butter sandwich requiring some tongue action to get it to release.

My girlfriend is the queen of the peanut butter blow job.

by Pierced69 August 4, 2022