Banana Kong

Donkey Kong but pretty much a banana addict. See "Banana Smoker"

{Banana Kong} is cool!

by Apple Greg May 12, 2020

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banana

a fruit that decreases cramps and it is good for you

I like eating bananas

by BananaTNT June 13, 2018

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Banana Pants Season

Begins on December 4th where its time to put on your best banana themed clothes in hopes of curing your loneliness

Bro are you excited for banana pants season? We can finally go commando with out bananas hanging low.

by D@veW@ll@ce December 1, 2022

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This refers to when a man raps his dick in a kilt and proceeds to ram it into a pussy. It is considered one of the oldest and least effective forms of contraceptive used in old Scotland. It was believed that the fabric of the kilt would absorb all semen released from the jizzuming dick, but in reality, it was just way too much to shove into a vagina, and it often led to a bit of rug burn on the penis. It was just a generally bad time for all parties involved. This method was abandoned upon the invention of the sheep's stomach condom, but in some small circles, the strange fetish continues.

Aye, we were in the pub last night, and I gave her the old Scottish Banana

by TheThrustinScottsman April 29, 2016

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Banana Dance

An exotic dance performed by a naked male, which involves much thrusting of the hips (to visibly move his appendage). Guaranteed to cheer up a partner.

OMG my hubby did the banana dance for me last night. Really cheered me up.

by Thrust Levers October 13, 2022

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