A punishment administered to boys in British Secondary schools (now uncommon since corporal punishment outlawed in 1988) whereby the miscreant is called to the front of the class. There he is placed supine across the teachers knee, his trousers and knickers are pulled down below the calves and his buttocks are slapped as hard as possible with the open hand between 6-8 times. The recipient is then rolled over and receives a violent punch to the bell-end or scrotum with the clenched fist.
Usually carried out to re-inforce principles/basics when teaching quadratic algerbra.
Usually carried out to re-inforce principles/basics when teaching quadratic algerbra.
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Yea, dog! An got his batty messup widda Monkey-Spank! (said by a white kid)
Yea, dog! An got his batty messup widda Monkey-Spank! (said by a white kid)
by Reverend Tremendous Embakwame August 6, 2007
Get the Monkey-spank mug.An obese man who resides in Islip, NY. He wears valour jump suits and a beret worn foward similiar to the late great Notorious Biggy Smalls.
His face resembles that of an orange bearded monkey, hence Monkey Smalls.
His face resembles that of an orange bearded monkey, hence Monkey Smalls.
On a recent trip to Giant Stadium, a drunk Russian girl yelled out "Hey look! There is Monkey Smalls!!"
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Later that day you are referred to as 'Ya Monkey'
Later that day you are referred to as 'Ya Monkey'
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Get the ya monkey mug.When you're fucking a girl doggystyle, discreetly shit in your hand, then right before your about to cum you cover her mouth with the shitty hand until you cum.
"Last night I gave your mom a Mongolian monkey and got shit all over your living room and made her clean it!"
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Guy #2: Because they're monkey socks. You have to be a BAMF to wear them.
Guy #2: Because they're monkey socks. You have to be a BAMF to wear them.
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The ULTIMATE townie. A pathetic 'tracksuit wearing' retard, who resembles that of a pig and a monkey combined. For some unknown reason, townie females seem to adore this particular feature belonging to pig monkey, although the non-retarded among you will clearly see that he is nothing but a PIGMONKEY! (uk only!)
The ULTIMATE townie. A pathetic 'tracksuit wearing' retard, who resembles that of a pig and a monkey combined. For some unknown reason, townie females seem to adore this particular feature belonging to pig monkey, although the non-retarded among you will clearly see that he is nothing but a PIGMONKEY! (uk only!)
Pig Monkey: *townie mumbo-jumbo* You'z ladyz iz so fit innit? You'z iz a fine piece'o'work Innit? Innit? Innit?
female townies: Awww! He'z sooo fit... oh maaah gawd! Innit? Innit? Innit?
Normal people: Erm, yeah... we'll just be leaving now. *All leave promptly before townie mating frenzy begins*
female townies: Awww! He'z sooo fit... oh maaah gawd! Innit? Innit? Innit?
Normal people: Erm, yeah... we'll just be leaving now. *All leave promptly before townie mating frenzy begins*
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