Bird

Bird (noun)
/bərd/

A low-value individual, usually all feathers and no flight. Loud for no reason, emotionally underdeveloped, and built on red flags. Known for wasting time, dodging accountability, and thinking that bare minimum is king behavior.
A person of low quality and standards. Thrives in drama, prioritizes attention over accountability, and confuses chaos with confidence.

“He’s not complicated, sis — he’s just a bird.”
“Don’t argue with a bird — they’ll think they won just for being loud.”

by KushySaratoga June 21, 2025

bird

the wax bat and mountain i flew out of the drive down the street. wow did you see that.

okay let's start over.

can we?

i asked for a second chance and i never got one so she gave me two.

mary let me have her hand so i took her foot. then i took the power drill and let it mask my marriage in the cake.

by chris doan January 9, 2005

Skate bird

A masterpiece of a game and should be treated like it

SKATE BIRD IS THE BEST GAME EVER I LITERALLY SPENT MY ENTIRE YEAR PLAYING THIS MASTERPIECE

by Skatebirder April 17, 2022

Bird/chair

Bird/chair the most perfect human being on earth, Perfect in every way. Their personality is amazing <3 Best person you could ask for!

Have you heard about bird/chair?
Person 1: Oh that perfect person?
Person 2: they are amazing

by Yamslver June 9, 2021

Birds Nest

The hair surrounding your butt-hole that when grown out completely can become tangled and resemble a birds nest.

I shaved my birds nest last night, it itches so bad.

by t_bagz July 21, 2011

Bird

The Urban dictionary term in the inner city means to be a hoe, that's lose with men or a man that's lose with men a male hoes. Also lose reference to "Chicken head" which also means the same thing.

This bird won't stop messing with me or my man.

by Lourdes Arlin Mateo-Casanova May 23, 2025

Bird Snap

To walk up to a pin bitch and wack their cock with a grinder

If you are pin nash will give you a bird snap

by Scarredforlife65 June 27, 2016