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Simpson University Library

A university library that has nearly no books about sexuality outside of marriage. Representing the Christian ideals of CMA (Christian Missionary Alliance) doctrine who acts like Big Brother to the school. Yet have an entire section on how to practice black magic.
Damn, I can't find any books on Tarrot Card reading that's prejuidice to gay people. I need a Simpson University Library
by Thomas Dogoode December 1, 2016
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Universation

1. The combination of universe and sensation. Feeling as though you are part of the universe or the universe is part of you
2. Becoming one with the universe. Realizing your potential in the maximum capacity as the universe holds.
“This universation is making me realize my full potential” “I want universation so I can fully love myself
by Savagebeast1234 January 10, 2021
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southwest texas state university

the name of the university that all the jackwads at Texas State wished they'd graduated from
geez Marjorie, if only my parents could have contributed to Southwest Texas State University I might not be stuck at Texas State
by SWT Alumni '89 June 2, 2017
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Applebees University

A higher-ed, country club style school that is portrayed as a highly prestigious, highly selective school that in reality is no better than your local state school.
I don't care if you went to Penn State or Applebees University, a degree is the same no matter what, only difference is the cost
by annavenetsanos September 17, 2025
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universe surfing

Universe Surfing is the act of tripping serious balls, really only on psychedelics. Usually the trip is accompanied by meditation, and the trip is usually taken to gain insight by looking within one's self, or trying to astral project and explore the afterlife/space while high on the aforementioned substances, hence "universe surfing".
Rhett: "Dude, you busy tonight?"
Bailey: "iunno, not really, why?"
Rhett: "Let's go universe surfing."
by Bartislartfast September 22, 2016
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University High

The worst fucking school in Central Florida right after Colonial High. Everyone there is fucking stupid and the popular kids are more annoying than a mosquito in your room at 2 A.M.
Person: What school do you go to?
Person 2: University High
Person: LMAO fucking loser, East River is where it's at
by Youfatmom April 10, 2022
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