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No Shit University

A prestigious educational institution for common sense. Also called The University of No Shit.
"I just graduated from No Shit University after ignoring Flat Earth conspiracy theories."
by jiggysaw17 December 24, 2020
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Universal oof

Creates a universe made of oof
Someone said: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof and got blasted into a universe me: universal oof alert by by buddy
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Universal Child-Care

Oh wow! The woman thinks all of the tax dollars should go to WOMEN AND THE MEN THEY'RE FUCKING! That's where the tax dollars should go guys! To her. And then we pay for them to have periods. And then we pay them to not fuck us. And then we shut up and die. That's REAL compassion. That's what compassion looks like.
Hym "Oh, yeah, my money should go to women who don't fuck. That'd what equality looks like. That's called being equal. Everyone pays for you. You do whatever you want. And anyone who has a problem with it is silence and FORCED TO DO IT AGAINST THEIR WILL. Sounds familiar. Universal Child-care everybody."
by Hym Iam February 26, 2024
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The Universe (furry)

Imagine the personification universe... ok, good, now give it fur and a tail... that's it. (Now imagine furry yaoi of a random furry and the universe >w<)
Furry: ...I saw god today, they looked like a personifaction the universe (furry)... it nuzzled me...

Other furry: I wish dat was me TwT
by I find furries to be cute October 18, 2025
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University Of Pennsylvania

University Of Pennsylvania-A prestigious, ivy league school, yet less well known as many other ivy league schools. They are big competitors with Princeton. (Ranked #9 on Niche.com within all U.S. colleges. )
I can't believe Jack got accepted to University Of Pennsylvania but not University of Michigan Ann Arbor.
by Happy facer boi March 14, 2022
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The Universe

Discount Your Bizarre Adventure The World.

bad move:
Road Roller
traits:
Never hits
Deals knockback
Reasonable damage
Easy to dodge
*in 1v1*
Casual The Universe user: ROADA ROLLA DA!
YBA Joe: *dodges*
Casual The Universe user: *gets died by yba joe*
by Your local epitaph user March 28, 2022
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universal pass

a pass that keep children from going to the bathroom. many people are peeing on the floors. students have even created restrooms in the classroom out of buckets. the bin of scrap papers will be used as toilet paper
by ursexybitch April 22, 2019
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