Daniel DalCortivo
Phil: Hey man, did you catch the game last night?
Daniel: Nah dude I was taking pictures with Sarah.
Phil: You’re such a simp.
Daniel: Nah dude I was taking pictures with Sarah.
Phil: You’re such a simp.
by Poopfiend69 March 8, 2020
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Get the SIMP mug.an overused word, any man who shows any respect to females is a simp according to all males and 12 year old boys.
“yo dude look brandon held the door for emma he a simp!”
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“brooo did you really just help you mama do the dishes you simp”
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“person:guys stop calling her a dishwasher
kyle:SIMPPPP”
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“brooo did you really just help you mama do the dishes you simp”
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“person:guys stop calling her a dishwasher
kyle:SIMPPPP”
by yo kyle, you mad?? September 10, 2020
Get the simp mug.Not all simps are beggars, some are patient and respectful to women. I have a friend that absolutely didn't have any interest in her "simp." Although they talked for months and with his patience and commitment, she fell in love with him. They adore each other to this day and are about to get married.
by WarriorWolf_27 September 22, 2020
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Get the Simp News mug.What 12 year old boys say when another boy has made interaction with a women in a complimentary way. This is often used to portray the immaturity and child-like personality, so women don’t fall victim for a little bich.
Boy 1: “Here I’ll hold the door for you ma’am”
Boy 2: “AHHAA SIMP. Why don’t you be her doormat as well”
Boy 2: “AHHAA SIMP. Why don’t you be her doormat as well”
by Boiledburger April 17, 2020
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