Nebraska nut butter

The semen-feces mixture that forms when a man fucks an Alabama hot pocket to completion. Has a similar consistency to yogurt.

"Dave gave me an Alabama hot pocket last night, and I swear I was dripping Nebraska nut butter for three hours."

by Misterfisteroboto August 8, 2019

Creamy peanut butter

Comes from a TikTok group where they made TikToks of them saying food names in weird voices.

Young Brother: Honeeeeyyy-
Older Brother: You may got that, but I got the... S U G A R R R
Young Brother: You may got those but I got the... CrEaMy PeAnUt BuTtEr

by BeeaansWhattheheck April 16, 2022

Deep Fried Butter

Probably the most american thing ever.

Also known as deep fried heart attack.

Method of suicide.

"I made some deep fried butter for breakfast, but I don't think I put enough sugar .."

by A_Girl_Has_No_Namee January 31, 2017

Butter your poptart

Pub lubricant on your penis

You better butter your poptart before fucking me in the asshole!

by Butteryourpoptart December 8, 2018

Peanut butter piggy

When you put peanut butter on your hog (fat dick) and let someone or something suck the peanut butter off.

Damn I gave my girlfriend a peanut butter piggy last night

by Jackson Hamer February 28, 2019

Peanut butter egg

When you put your balls in the butt region with peanut butter on them

Damn fam you got some peanut butter egg

by Caboose1256 March 21, 2020

peanut butter snail

The tiny dingleberry after you wipe that just wont leave, but leaves a trail.

Ex. "Sometimes when I wipe, I'll wipe and i'll wipe and i'll wipe, a hundred times. Still poop . Still poop. It's like i'm wiping a marker or something." - Andy;The Office

Dammit Tom, I keep wiping but I swear I have a peanut butter snail down there!

by Clam_Jam September 9, 2016