Marcel: Did you make it to Steve's wedding?
Ethan: Yeah, there was so much traffic, I made it by the hairs on my balls.
Ethan: Yeah, there was so much traffic, I made it by the hairs on my balls.
by Oscar Knight January 13, 2013
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The farmer looked at his herd of beef cattle and said to himself - "One of you is gonna grease my chin tonight..."
by ProverbPete June 21, 2013
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You’re literally my happy days and more having you around means the world to me . you’re the reason why I believe in love, my safe place, my girl and the one who takes my breath away every time we talk or even me looking at your pics. I’m literally on my knees for you. I know we had our ups and downs and that made me realize how deeply I’m in love with you and how much our bond is getting stronger day by day that we created a safe place for the two of us. I’m looking forward to make things up and grow together and to make this love bloom as it should.
I love you withe my whole heart <3
You’re literally my happy days and more having you around means the world to me . you’re the reason why I believe in love, my safe place, my girl and the one who takes my breath away every time we talk or even me looking at your pics. I’m literally on my knees for you. I know we had our ups and downs and that made me realize how deeply I’m in love with you and how much our bond is getting stronger day by day that we created a safe place for the two of us. I’m looking forward to make things up and grow together and to make this love bloom as it should.
I love you withe my whole heart <3
by 6m6m January 4, 2023
Get the my charming moon mug.A. What you say when you say/do something embarrassing in public.
B. Something you say because you actually want to die and it's a signal for help but everyone think it's a joke
B. Something you say because you actually want to die and it's a signal for help but everyone think it's a joke
A. Random Guy: waves
Me: waves back and then realises it wasn't for me
Also me: end my misery
B. Me: end my misery
Everyone else: lol
Me: tHaNkS fOr ThE eMoTiOnAl SuPpOrT
Me: waves back and then realises it wasn't for me
Also me: end my misery
B. Me: end my misery
Everyone else: lol
Me: tHaNkS fOr ThE eMoTiOnAl SuPpOrT
by Not Your Local Drug Dealer December 6, 2020
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Get the Juice My Juicer mug.stella: vinnie tell us a story
vinnie: well there was this one time where i splorched my jammies in 6th grade math class...
vinnie: well there was this one time where i splorched my jammies in 6th grade math class...
by 1-800-BEVERLYMARSH October 29, 2020
Get the splorched my jammies mug.A phrase which can only truly be understood through the context of randomly sending to one's peers at uninvited times. Although suitable for in-person gatherings as well. Usually best used when you have lost all interest in the conversation, or simply seeking to release your inner impulsive stupidity.
Peers Engaging In Conversation:
Oneself: "Bumble My Dunghole"
Peers: "What?"
Oneself: (Expresses No Emotion)
Peers: (Resume Conversation After Questioning Your Behavior)
Oneself: "Bumble My Dunghole"
Peers: "What?"
Oneself: (Expresses No Emotion)
Peers: (Resume Conversation After Questioning Your Behavior)
by KangarooJack_FanBoy February 22, 2021
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