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Fast Jack

The act of masturbating very quickly when given a narrow window of time. Usually occurs when there is a brief period of time when one can masturbate without being seen by others.
I got a lap dance from that hot chick at the strip club and then I went over in the corner and had a fast jack while no one was looking.
by computerguide18 November 16, 2011
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Jack McGovern

The type of guy who really loves kids (especially boys).
That guy is a real Jack McGovern.
Yeah I know right, that priest as well.
by SooryaTech December 19, 2021
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Jack Faber

The man of your dreams, the favorite. Even men adore him and his beutiful looks.
by daijdwui9awghdyui0d February 6, 2022
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Sam Jack

He is a 5'5 african american male who loves hi neighbour and wishes his female friend who begins with a G would live next to him.

He also likes boys
by Hoesmadcuh February 28, 2022
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Jack-of-zion

Noun, cannot be used as an adjective.
A livly person who sometimes falls asleep in class. His Teachers make him do stuff for them, and he secretly attacks his brother. He once shot himself with a BB gun, and is scared for life.
"stop making fun of me!"-Jack-of-Zion himself
by Bob George January 12, 2005
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Jack Frost

When you freeze a bottle of lube and then use it to briskly stroke your shaft. Bonus points if you are sitting on the edge of a chair with your testicles hanging over a lit tea light candle on the floor. (Chestnuts roasting on an open fire)
Hey Dave, I dropped my bottle of KY Jelly in a snow bank and when I found it I gave myself a Jack Frost.
by Network Pathogen February 11, 2021
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Jack Campbell

The most wholesome person in the NHL. He is too nice for the world. Goaltender in the NHL. Jack formerly played for the Dallas Stars and the L.A. Kings and is currently a goaltender of the Toronto Maple Leafs. Jack is a great dude. Everyone should be like Jack.
When I grow up I want to be as wholesome as Jack Campbell.
by Adam Galati April 28, 2021
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