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female mustard

big titty mustard bottle that people get their dicks stuck in
by anonymous August 10, 2024
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female mustard

big titty mustard bottle that people get their dicks stuck in
by anonymous August 10, 2024
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ONM(musty)

Similar to the ONJ(jee) one however Musty is known as the "mystical one" the title going against Jee's "magical one". Both are from the same lore/universe but ONM has a deeper meaning. Unlike ONG you're swearing on the mystical one himself. But you're also swearing on his WD40. Musty uses WD40 as a form of moisturizer. This is usually followed with the gif "ONM(musty)" gif which consists of WD40.
Person A: "Bro icl, you could be lyin so hard rn."

Person B "Trust, ONM(musty) im not lying."
by anonymous August 17, 2024
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Making mustard

The act of urinating, mid anal coitus, into the recipients shitpipe while continually thrusting, until a foamy gelatinous Dijon ring is created around the base of your shaft. Most easily accomplished with morning wood, prior to cracking the seal of your 1st skanky, beer induced, chlamydia flavored amberbach piss of the day.
Since my boyfriend Steve's bladder has the capacity of an oil tanker, I made good use of my boner and urgently eminent need to piss by making mustard in his hairy, vacuous dick storage, to be used later that evening as a condiment for a lovely roast beef dinner.
by Little Jonn August 20, 2024
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Playing mustache

A man on man gay relationship where one is required to have a mustache. During intercourse, the man with the mustache must tickle the other man's bussy to initiate playing mustache.
"hey babe you ready for intimate relations?"

"Yes! We can initiate playing mustache.
by Z0mbify September 25, 2023
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Breakfast Mustard

A mystery condiment that is always hidden somewhere in an Airbnb
Don’t forget to look for the breakfast mustard before you leave!
by El mago in a tomato January 23, 2024
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old mustache

An Old Man who was a member of the mafia
by Ralph cigarette November 13, 2023
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