When you're fucking a girl doggystyle, discreetly shit in your hand, then right before your about to cum you cover her mouth with the shitty hand until you cum.
"Last night I gave your mom a Mongolian monkey and got shit all over your living room and made her clean it!"
by Winterfart69 July 27, 2019
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Guy #2: Because they're monkey socks. You have to be a BAMF to wear them.
Guy #2: Because they're monkey socks. You have to be a BAMF to wear them.
by JDubz526 February 24, 2011
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Get the Porch Monkey mug.An obese man who resides in Islip, NY. He wears valour jump suits and a beret worn foward similiar to the late great Notorious Biggy Smalls.
His face resembles that of an orange bearded monkey, hence Monkey Smalls.
His face resembles that of an orange bearded monkey, hence Monkey Smalls.
On a recent trip to Giant Stadium, a drunk Russian girl yelled out "Hey look! There is Monkey Smalls!!"
by Spencer Kaplan February 1, 2005
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2) A person of lesser intellectual ability
3) Someone utterly insane
2) A person of lesser intellectual ability
3) Someone utterly insane
1) It's a Frig-Monkey! Look at it go at that poor man's leg like an animal!
2) It scored a laughable 2 in its IQ test. What a Frig-Monkey!
3) I'm afraid your son is a Frig-Monkey and will have to take lots of pills to get better.
2) It scored a laughable 2 in its IQ test. What a Frig-Monkey!
3) I'm afraid your son is a Frig-Monkey and will have to take lots of pills to get better.
by Mr Gognitti March 18, 2004
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The ULTIMATE townie. A pathetic 'tracksuit wearing' retard, who resembles that of a pig and a monkey combined. For some unknown reason, townie females seem to adore this particular feature belonging to pig monkey, although the non-retarded among you will clearly see that he is nothing but a PIGMONKEY! (uk only!)
The ULTIMATE townie. A pathetic 'tracksuit wearing' retard, who resembles that of a pig and a monkey combined. For some unknown reason, townie females seem to adore this particular feature belonging to pig monkey, although the non-retarded among you will clearly see that he is nothing but a PIGMONKEY! (uk only!)
Pig Monkey: *townie mumbo-jumbo* You'z ladyz iz so fit innit? You'z iz a fine piece'o'work Innit? Innit? Innit?
female townies: Awww! He'z sooo fit... oh maaah gawd! Innit? Innit? Innit?
Normal people: Erm, yeah... we'll just be leaving now. *All leave promptly before townie mating frenzy begins*
female townies: Awww! He'z sooo fit... oh maaah gawd! Innit? Innit? Innit?
Normal people: Erm, yeah... we'll just be leaving now. *All leave promptly before townie mating frenzy begins*
by The Paradiddle Pro July 12, 2004
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