Moths In My Asshole

It's the feeling you get when you leave a public restroom that has no toilet paper.

"Geez Bub, I got done pinchin' a loaf and a half. Couldn't find any T.P. and left feeling like there were Moths in my Asshole".
-Trooper Trahan-

by Trooper Trahan July 13, 2021

My Chicken In A Pool

My Chicken in a pool means that a piece of chicken is very soggy. It is known to be a great pet.

1. I found a ''my chicken in a pool'' last night at Noah's house last night and it's an awesome pet.

2. My chicken in a pool is very soggy.

by Oursoggychicken04 December 27, 2016

end my misery

A. What you say when you say/do something embarrassing in public.
B. Something you say because you actually want to die and it's a signal for help but everyone think it's a joke

A. Random Guy: waves

Me: waves back and then realises it wasn't for me
Also me: end my misery
B. Me: end my misery
Everyone else: lol
Me: tHaNkS fOr ThE eMoTiOnAl SuPpOrT

by Not Your Local Drug Dealer December 6, 2020

drinking my juice

drinking my juice- a common phrase describing someone or something's inaptitude to engage in trivial matters
simplified:
i'm minding my own business

- hey girl can I get your digit's real quick
- not rn I'm drinking my juice

by Viggi September 6, 2020

clean my pipes

Reference to have "sex"

Ok honey it's time to clean my pipes

by Don't use my videos and real n August 26, 2016

My 6-click

A term used to identify your friends that you trust to watch your six. In the military, watching your six means to watch your back. So the people in your 6-click is the select few people that you trust to watch your six.

"I got your six, bro."

"You guys are in my 6-click."

by Juanito The Joker April 4, 2014

Bumble My Dunghole

A phrase which can only truly be understood through the context of randomly sending to one's peers at uninvited times. Although suitable for in-person gatherings as well. Usually best used when you have lost all interest in the conversation, or simply seeking to release your inner impulsive stupidity.

Peers Engaging In Conversation:
Oneself: "Bumble My Dunghole"
Peers: "What?"
Oneself: (Expresses No Emotion)
Peers: (Resume Conversation After Questioning Your Behavior)

by KangarooJack_FanBoy February 22, 2021