Bitcoin for white people
by Davinatorul November 6, 2025
Get the White Jesus coinmug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Chantel De Jesus: I Tapped You Three Times.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Chantel De Jesus: I Tapped You Three Times.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 12, 2025
Get the Chantel De Jesus: I Tapped You Three Times.mug. Maria de jesus meaning "Jesus mother" or "mother of Jesus", if you ever meet one she will bring you good luck and fortune, she puts a smile on everyone's face, she is quick to turn heads and to get praised, if you fall in love with one you won't ever stop even if it doesn't work out she will leave an imprint on you forever, she's a kind hearted soul who just wants to be loved deep down inside, don't ever let go of her if you have her because once she's gone she's gone forever.
by Commonroses August 27, 2022
Get the maria de jesusmug. Staff sergeant: jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch!, carl what the fucking hell have you done?!
specialist Carl: exactly what you told me to do sergeant I burn the shitter.
Staff sergeant: jesus christ, carl do as I mean not as I say!!
specialist Carl: exactly what you told me to do sergeant I burn the shitter.
Staff sergeant: jesus christ, carl do as I mean not as I say!!
by Sparttjbkibweq23SsChief June 15, 2017
Get the jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutchmug. Waking up to active morning sex to find someone you would not have chosen to have sex with had you been sober.
by Deckard253x May 20, 2020
Get the Surprise? Jesus!mug. Jesus, lord please help me.
by Penguina82938928 April 8, 2021
Get the Jesusmug. by Chijioke Victor March 3, 2023
Get the Jesus Christmug.