Jake

A person that would risk their life and grades to make you laugh. Also the name in subway surfers. He is funny, and does not have hoes. He does have a lot of friends, though.

Person 1: Theres this one kid in Gellers class that makes everyone laugh
Person 2: Is his name Jake?

by Zuleydi June 1, 2022

Jake

An Average white person who talks a lot

Hey your a jake

by Yout00b March 12, 2018

Steak from Jake's arm

Steak from Jake's arm, (Jake from Statefarm)

I want some Steak from Jake's arm!

by Mehllodie, Or something April 6, 2022

Jake

A wet bean

“Look there it’s Jake.”
“Wet bean.”

by Dry bean33 October 8, 2019

Jake

Jake is the best boy you can face. You will be friends in quite a few days or if a girl, fall in love with him. He's very talented! He's an artist and a musician. Jake probably plays piano. He's cool, atlethic, muscular and likes perfection. Jake is never angry and always solves problems.

Boy 1: I wish I was a Jake.
Girl: Imagine he was with me.
boy 1: He's to cool!

by Cookie.moster123 March 24, 2021

Jake

Jake is super cool and any day of the week will beat mrs.sayers in a rap battle

Mrs.sayers: yr really good at battling
Jake:i know

by Super cool dood rood October 14, 2019

Jake

Has a weird love for turtles and is generally shy, but a funny person.

Joe: That "Jake" kid is always real quiet
Mama: He's real nice when you get to know him

by RoombaMan1929 May 29, 2021