Someone who shows 0 cash deposits on a million dollar business, has sex with prostitutes, hair plugs, and dresses like a 60 y/o black guy.
by anonymous February 5, 2023
Get the Jiggy Jakemug. by Carlos the Mexican April 11, 2019
Get the Jake Kurzmug. He is nice, commonly super smart. Sometimes can seem like a smart ass to people who don't know him. He love drawing and Star Wars. Is super knowledgeable on anime.This guy is incredibly protective of his friends and family.
Jake is a great friend!
by KD.Aquamarine September 7, 2020
Get the Jakemug. Jake is the kind of guy who will show up for you when you need extra muscles or a story that will make you smile. His commitment to health shows in his ab count and his genuine approach to others places him high on the likeability meter. He’s a guy you want to have in your corner but know not many get to be his friend, he’s more of an introvert—but a friendship with a Jake is worth seeking out. He’s devilishly handsome and you’ll question whether he knows that already. You will love every minute you get to spend with him and cherish the moments!
by Jenneffrey1 October 3, 2021
Get the Jakemug. a person who will break your heart, someone who will give up and throw all your memories in the bin. He is not a great kisser and isn’t great during sex.
he’ll more likely get you pregnant within the first 39seconds he doesn’t like condoms and wanks every second of the day
he’ll more likely get you pregnant within the first 39seconds he doesn’t like condoms and wanks every second of the day
by garry88 November 7, 2019
Get the jake molesmug. a fully sick cunt with a massive horse cock who also is super attractive and pulls bitches like a magnet on crack.
by Jake_semen27 November 22, 2021
Get the Jakemug.