Jake

He is such a jake
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Jake is usually the name of a pussy who gets no bitches, they usually are spotty and have a receding hairline that goes further back then ww2. A jakes dick usually ranges from about 2-4 inches. They are clapped and lanky yutes. Jakes tend to be cancerous.
That jake is clapped
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jake is a mad hotty
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Some guy your little sister is talking to on royale high
"But I love him!"
"No you don't, you love his Robux, he's a Jake."
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A total chad that listens to heavy metal and has great hair.
“That guy has great hair
“Yeah, he’s a total Jake”
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Hi, I am responding just to say no my name is not Jake but...
I wanna say there is a Quincedence that I want to be called Jake no matter what because your article is almost exactly what you can describe me as, well I just thought about it and I just started a this because I was excited C:

@heybebs:)/Definition/Jake
This was not made by me I'm responding to it original made by heybebs
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A person who is very caring, sweet, and loyal.

They probably have a lot of drama in their life, but they deal with it pretty well. They aren't good at opening up about things, so don't feel bad if they don't tell you everything at first. They do trust a small circle of friends, however, and they tell them everything.

If you're dating a Jake then be prepared for surprises and lots of PDA. They can be very clingy at times, and they can get jealous easily. When you're alone you guys have a lot of fun.. ;) Feel really lucky that you're dating them because they like a couple of people. But, they chose you over everyone.

Everyone likes them because they're very fun and easy-going. You'll never have a dull moment with them.

this is based on my personal experience.. please don't come at me- also, all the jakes out there pls tell me if this is even close to you:)
Guy/Gal/Non-Binary Pal 1: Are you friends with Jake?
Guy/Gal/Non-Binary Pal 2: Yea! I'm so lucky.
by 𝓙𝓪𝓴𝓮 March 10, 2022
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Jake is a big dick boy who is not afraid to fuck your mom
“Jake will fuck your mom
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